Ten Commandments for Golfers

1. Thou shalt prefer no other sports to golf.
2. Thou shalt not bear false witness about thy score.
3. Thou shalt honor thy lie and not lie about it.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's drive.
5. Thou shalt not let a little white ball make thy day unholy.
6. Thou shalt remember thy tee time, and keep it holy.
7. Thou shalt honor the rules of golf, even when nobody's looking.
8. Thou shalt allow faster groups to play through.
9. Thou shalt not hook, neither shalt thou slice.
10. Thou shalt always seek to honor God, and especially at golf.

Note:  5 out of 10 is not a pass, please honour all commandments.